The other night Laura and I were sitting around watching a Law & Order rerun when suddenly Laura turned to me and asked, “Do you think I’m at all like Celine Dion?” I bought time by staring off into the distance as though deep in thought, but what was going through my mind was, “Oh $h1t! It’s a trap! Dear God, what’s the right answer?” Laura has a scary pokerface. It’s a frickin mask of inscrutability, which is sort of ironic because I thought Asians were supposed to be the inscrutable ones. Anyway, with the pressure mounting I caved in and decided to walk through Door Number 2. I was all, “Uhhhh. No?” Luckily, I think that was the right answer because Laura just turned back to the TV as though nothing had happened while I did my breathing exercises to calm myself down.